-gag- spit- -barf- -cough- -spit-

Less than a week since the Multi Source Media camped out on 'Joe The Plumber's' front lawn... And dug and dug until they unearthed a bunch of *scandals* about this ordinary guy... This ordinary citizen, who just happened to have been approached by a campaigning O., in his/Joe's own neighborhood... And Joe had happened to have the *audacity* to ask O. a question...

Less than a week since doing this *amazing* piece of service for the American public... The Multi Source Media has uncovered *shocking* details of how Sarah Palin took her kids along on trips, on the state tab. Or so they say.

But, the Multi Source Media has not *been able to* get O. to produce his Birth Certificate. Nor has the MSM been *been able to* get a whole lot of other questions about O., answered.

Wow! They must be sooooooo pleased with themselves. This outstanding and unbiased MSM, which our country is saddled with. So proud of themselves! They dig like possessed beavers, if you're a Republican. And/or you question O.

But if you are a Democrat, or are O., they dig NOT!

Yes, we certainly *do* have an unbiased media in this country. -gag- -spit- -barf- -cough- -spit-